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Mizzo

Bullish about life and always ready to charge, Mizzo is game to make some bucks!

LIKES

  • Money

  • Stock Market Rallies

DISLIKES

  • Insinscere nonsense

  • Flamboyant Spaniards

URSU

Locked himself up in a gold cage to protest against Capitalism. No one cared.

LIKES

  • Honey

  • Karhu Beer

DISLIKES

  • Global Warming

  • Chatty Hikers

PAUL

He works in our office so we thought it would be nice to have him in the game.

LIKES

  • Fish

  • Karate Chopping

DISLIKES

  • High cost of land

  • Bureaucrats

SBIRRO

Italian police officer turned crypto investor. Never takes bribes in cash.

LIKES

  • Mama's Meatballs

  • Swanky Capes

DISLIKES

  • Chicago Style Pizza

  • Paperwork

ASHI

She aspires to become the next Ashigarugashira with the power of friendship.

LIKES

  • Shōjo Manga

  • Wagyu Beef

DISLIKES

  • Weak Fighters

  • Siege Warfare

GRAPE

A heavy and short stocky monkey who knows that "Apes Together Strong".

LIKES

  • Going to the cinema

  • Alternative art pop

DISLIKES

  • Bananna

  • Radioactive Reptiles

PDOGE

Whenever you are in trouble and need a friend, you will find PDOGE skipping merrily away.

LIKES

  • Silently judging your questionable actions

DISLIKES

  • Commercialisation of Internet Culture

Wide Boy

Larger than life and your "best friend" who always has a "great" deal for you.

LIKES

  • Fancy Suits

  • Piña Coladas

DISLIKES

  • Sales Tax

  • Paper Hands

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KARATEKA

The Dojo’s last Karateka, searching for a Ninja that murdered their adopted family.

LIKES

  • Ki Energy Attacks

  • Short Sleeve Tops

DISLIKES

  • Polishing Cars

  • VII Sushi

NIKKI Ninja

Born in [CLASSIFIED]. Fights for [CLASSIFIED]. Special Skills: [REDACTED].

LIKES

  • [Top Secret]

  • Shurikens

DISLIKES

  • [Classified]

  • [Classified]

Firestarter

Used to work for the Fire Brigade, now works for Defence making DragonFire.

LIKES

  • Donkeys

  • Gold

DISLIKES

  • George the Slayer

  • Wyverns and Dinosaurs

TIGGA

HOTSHOT is GRRRRRRAND!

Play at breakfast, lunch and dinner!

LIKES

  • Bran flakes

  • Golf

DISLIKES

  • King of the Jungle

  • Crazy Cat Ladies

Sylvaine Amazonia

Straight up warrior princess, destined to punish all who try to avoid her bullets.

LIKES

  • Fresh Salmon

  • Rapid Fire

DISLIKES

  • Deforestation

  • Idiots

SIR UPALL KNIGHT

Jousted his money away to the Black Knight. Plays Hotshot all night to get back to black.

LIKES

  • Crusades

  • Brasso

DISLIKES

  • Goblins

  • Kevlar

WIZARD PRANG

The wise wizzard lives deep in the forest, perfecting the blue crystals of power.

LIKES

  • Logicians & Magicians

  • Pranayama

DISLIKES

  • Wizzard Heissenberg

  • Law of Gravity

Eagle Eye

Concerned about his receding feather-line.

Now only flies to catch drones and naughty kids.

LIKES

  • Caffeine Shampoo

  • Freedom

DISLIKES

  • Seagulls

  • Wind Turbines

hedgefun

A hedge inhabited by the spirit of a laid off
Wall Street trader.

LIKES

  • Dealing with it

  • Living in Connecticut

DISLIKES

  • Paper Hands

  • SEC Filings

BANANNA

Mother is a seal, father a banana.

Here is BANANNA!

LIKES

  • Tripping People

  • Hanging on Trees

DISLIKES

  • Fusarium Wilt Fungus

  • Apes

MAJor TOM

Recently returned to Earth. He might have forgotten his guitar but has his Phaser ready.

LIKES

  • Fake Landings

  • Wynn Lakeside

DISLIKES

  • Protein Pills

  • Space Oddities

BABE 51

DUI and crashing in Nevada, BABE is stuck on Earth aspiring to be a TokTik Finfluencer.

LIKES

  • Cows

  • Neuralink

DISLIKES

  • Other Octopodes

  • Roswell

KALEVALA

NEW YORK

LONDON

TOKYO

ZAGREB

HOTSHOTPEDIA

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