
Mizzo
Bullish about life and always ready to charge, Mizzo is game to make some bucks!
LIKES
-
Money
-
Stock Market Rallies
DISLIKES
-
Insinscere nonsense
-
Flamboyant Spaniards

URSU
Locked himself up in a gold cage to protest against Capitalism. No one cared.
LIKES
-
Honey
-
Karhu Beer
DISLIKES
-
Global Warming
-
Chatty Hikers

PAUL
He works in our office so we thought it would be nice to have him in the game.
LIKES
-
Fish
-
Karate Chopping
DISLIKES
-
High cost of land
-
Bureaucrats

SBIRRO
Italian police officer turned crypto investor. Never takes bribes in cash.
LIKES
-
Mama's Meatballs
-
Swanky Capes
DISLIKES
-
Chicago Style Pizza
-
Paperwork

ASHI
She aspires to become the next Ashigarugashira with the power of friendship.
LIKES
-
Shōjo Manga
-
Wagyu Beef
DISLIKES
-
Weak Fighters
-
Siege Warfare

GRAPE
A heavy and short stocky monkey who knows that "Apes Together Strong".
LIKES
-
Going to the cinema
-
Alternative art pop
DISLIKES
-
Bananna
-
Radioactive Reptiles

PDOGE
Whenever you are in trouble and need a friend, you will find PDOGE skipping merrily away.
LIKES
-
Silently judging your questionable actions
DISLIKES
-
Commercialisation of Internet Culture

Wide Boy
Larger than life and your "best friend" who always has a "great" deal for you.
LIKES
-
Fancy Suits
-
Piña Coladas
DISLIKES
-
Sales Tax
-
Paper Hands

KARATEKA
The Dojo’s last Karateka, searching for a Ninja that murdered their adopted family.
LIKES
-
Ki Energy Attacks
-
Short Sleeve Tops
DISLIKES
-
Polishing Cars
-
VII Sushi

NIKKI Ninja
Born in [CLASSIFIED]. Fights for [CLASSIFIED]. Special Skills: [REDACTED].
LIKES
-
[Top Secret]
-
Shurikens
DISLIKES
-
[Classified]
-
[Classified]

Firestarter
Used to work for the Fire Brigade, now works for Defence making DragonFire.
LIKES
-
Donkeys
-
Gold
DISLIKES
-
George the Slayer
-
Wyverns and Dinosaurs

TIGGA
HOTSHOT is GRRRRRRAND!
Play at breakfast, lunch and dinner!
LIKES
-
Bran flakes
-
Golf
DISLIKES
-
King of the Jungle
-
Crazy Cat Ladies

Sylvaine Amazonia
Straight up warrior princess, destined to punish all who try to avoid her bullets.
LIKES
-
Fresh Salmon
-
Rapid Fire
DISLIKES
-
Deforestation
-
Idiots

SIR UPALL KNIGHT
Jousted his money away to the Black Knight. Plays Hotshot all night to get back to black.
LIKES
-
Crusades
-
Brasso
DISLIKES
-
Goblins
-
Kevlar

WIZARD PRANG
The wise wizzard lives deep in the forest, perfecting the blue crystals of power.
LIKES
-
Logicians & Magicians
-
Pranayama
DISLIKES
-
Wizzard Heissenberg
-
Law of Gravity

Eagle Eye
Concerned about his receding feather-line.
Now only flies to catch drones and naughty kids.
LIKES
-
Caffeine Shampoo
-
Freedom
DISLIKES
-
Seagulls
-
Wind Turbines

hedgefun
A hedge inhabited by the spirit of a laid off
Wall Street trader.
LIKES
-
Dealing with it
-
Living in Connecticut
DISLIKES
-
Paper Hands
-
SEC Filings

BANANNA
Mother is a seal, father a banana.
Here is BANANNA!
LIKES
-
Tripping People
-
Hanging on Trees
DISLIKES
-
Fusarium Wilt Fungus
-
Apes

MAJor TOM
Recently returned to Earth. He might have forgotten his guitar but has his Phaser ready.
LIKES
-
Fake Landings
-
Wynn Lakeside
DISLIKES
-
Protein Pills
-
Space Oddities

BABE 51
DUI and crashing in Nevada, BABE is stuck on Earth aspiring to be a TokTik Finfluencer.
LIKES
-
Cows
-
Neuralink
DISLIKES
-
Other Octopodes
-
Roswell



KALEVALA


NEW YORK


LONDON


TOKYO

